The last time a commercial airliner went missing was in 1950. Strange. Absurd. Flying is crazy. Crazy things happen. You can’t run a simulation on chaos. It’s natural. get over it. Report on sane news. On the people who need help. The Facts: The plane lost in Lake Michigan. Facts: 1950 Douglas C-54D. Northwest Orient Airlines Flight 2501. June 23, 1950. 55 passengers. Facts: Malaysia Airlines Flight 370, a Boeing 777 March 8, 2014. 250 + passengers. Call up NASA. They’re good at mathematics I’m told. Maybe Chomsky or Bobby Fisher. Maybe even Stephen Hawking can crunch that shit. I don’t have the time. But I’m sure those numbers can be calculated in the blender that is your brain to form something that solves the problem. You’re welcome society.
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