Funny Dead Writers #1 Rodney Dangerfield

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Jokes by Rodney Dangerfield 

What a childhood I had, why, when I took my first step, my old man tripped me! 

I tell you, with my doctor, I don’t get no respect. I told him, “I’ve swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills.” He told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. 

Last week I saw my psychiatrist. I told him, “Doc, I keep thinking I’m a dog.” He told me to get off his couch. 

I asked my old man if I could go ice-skating on the lake. He told me, “Wait til it gets warmer.” My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. I drink too much. Way too much. My doctor drew blood. He ran a tab. When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father, “I’m very sorry. We did everything we could…but he pulled through.” I come from a stupid family. During the Civil War my great uncle fought for the west! 

I met the surgeon general. He offered me a cigarette. 



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