BLUE SCREEN INPUT PLAY PLEASE STAND BY PROGRAM FOR SIX SECONDS FUZZY BLACK & WHITE SCRAMBLE FOR .5 SECONDS PLAY THEME SONG WITH THIRTEEN SECOND CLIP REEL OF THE HISTORY OF SHOPPING IN AMERICA BLACK SCREEN YELLOW SCREEN WITH SALE SIGN THAT READS EPISODE ONE: The Day The Scoreboard Went Dark FADE INTO MAIN CHARACTER… Continue reading OLD WRITING AGAIN #3: “RETAIL: A TELEVISION SHOW” (2013)
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Poor boy Curb Moment of the Day #1
I’m in the local gas station covered in melting snow, old navy pea coat and orange hat, getting the essentials, hot dogs, pizza rolls, cup of soup, coffee, smokes, v8... And so as I'm whistling and sliding around I’m done, because I’m an efficient shopper. I come to the end of the aisle, I say… Continue reading Poor boy Curb Moment of the Day #1
Two Shorts, A Novel Break (Fall Notebook Page 12)
"Humanity is mad. It must be mad to do what it is doing. What a massacre! What scenes of horror and carnage! I cannot find words to translate my impressions. Hell cannot be so terrible. Men are mad!" Words that, A French lieutenant at Verdun who was later killed by an artillery shell wrote in… Continue reading Two Shorts, A Novel Break (Fall Notebook Page 12)
Adventures In American Writing 